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A graphic and visual documentary about the punk scene in Sussex and the Island of Guernsey
Calvino Calvino & Gonzales
"Said she saw the defendant hit the deceased with a Harley Benton PJ4 SBK and later stabbed the pig in the right side of the spare ribs before it fell down and persihed, becoming, then, its body that of a lost porcine gal sinking to the seafloor plus susceptible to soul diseases and infections. According to her, a punk usually went through three stages in life: egg, larva, pupa and CPA, or certified public accountant. That was clearly four."
"By 2097 it might have seemed that Paco le Punko had suffered the fate of the late Grand Master Cecil the Sausisson; that he had been whored around, violated &/or despoiled, so that between the insensitive audience's reaction and the scatological instigations of the constabulary he would never again attempt to stream with raw video data to another target crowd."
"The upbeat (being the downbeat the first beat of the bar) in the Sussex punk scene is generally associated with the voerly simplified, with a peasant reluctance to try the benefits of consented copulation (how about the lowering of blood pressure and the increasing of heart health?) instead." "That might have been the loudest gig we have ever attended. Clairly not for the faint of heart or cock. There of their albums (Vecino Inamovible, Meditative Punk Ragas, and A Restless Longing For Better Chords) were literally three of their albums. The first of the 107 nights at The Prince Albert were later included on the official Savant Pigs live sausage album." |
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